Bad news for closet alkies who use the “health” excuse for their nightly glass of syrah. Coming soon to a test market near you (it’s still in development), Embodi has all the antioxidants of red wine and none of the alcohol. It tastes better than the average grape juice, too — less sugary, with a hint of plum. Overall, pretty good, but it probably won’t replace the lemonade-flavored Multi-V Vitamin Water as my go-to cold bev. Embodi contains 58 percent fruit juice but provides zero of your recommended daily allowance of Vitamin C. There’s always the risk of stains to consider, too.