…and by “we,” I mean RIVET staff members, under the false impression that what happens in staff meetings stays in staff meetings… 

 ”He doesn’t know how to make something sexy, like: ‘And then Ben Franklin popped her cherry.’”
-Leigh Simpson

“Some Dicks were born great, some Dicks have greatness thrust upon them.”
-Jeremy Topping

“RIVET made love for people!”
-Leah Baltus