I identify with Harriet the Spy. I love instant gratification. I read the HBO episode guides online before I am even close to finishing a television series. I usually read the last chapter of a book after I have read the first two. And I want to know how Harry Potter ends NOW. I am this far from scouring the internet for pirated copies. Come on, I’ve waited 10 years for this. Can it be 12:01 a.m. Saturday, July 21, 2007 already.

The meat tastes just as good even if you have had your dessert first.