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Walter Matthau Being Awesome

Posted by Zach Powers
in Uncategorized, Blog, Film, Visual Art, Theatre 10:58 am Thursday, January 10th, 2008 Comments (1)

In my lifetime I remember Walter Matthau for his roles in such forgettable movies as Dennis the Menace, I.Q. and Grumpy Old Men. So I judged him based on these movies, dismissed him as a second-rate talent living off residual star power from decades past. I assumed he was the 1970’s equivalent of Tom Cruise – maybe in some decent flicks but certainly not carrying them. Then, earlier this year, I read an exchange by several writers discussing 70’s noir films, and one title that kept coming up was Charley Varrick. Trusting these opinions, I went to Amazon and ordered the movie without really paying much attention. The DVD arrived, and I was more than a little surprised to see the face of a younger Matthau staring back at me from the cover.I watched the movie. I loved the movie. I watched it again.

And what I saw was Walter Matthau being awesome. He plays the title character, an everyman antihero on the run after stealing the wrong pile of cash from the wrong people. The plot’s not important, though, as Matthau himself is the reason to see this film.

Filled with a newfound respect for the grumpy old man, I turned my attention to the Criterion Collection DVD of Hopscotch. In this dark spy comedy Matthau shines again, this time as a CIA agent who decides to out the agency by writing his memoirs. In both movies Matthau plays an in-control protagonist, perpetually one step ahead of his pursuers, and he plays it perfectly.

All this is an apology of sorts. I just want to say, I’m sorry, Mr. Matthau, for not realizing you were awesome while you were still alive. Up next is Matthau’s The Taking of Pelham One Two Three, which I have it on good authority is also awesome.

When Duty Calls

Posted by Ali Marcus
in Uncategorized, Blog, Politics 2:34 pm Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 Comments (0)

When jury duty interrupts the usual ebb and flow of one’s week, it comes along with a smattering of thoughts about law, patriotism, citizenship.

Sitting here in this jury holding room at the courthouse, I am mercilessly seated next to the vending machines [our only source of food, full of the usual items but with a bright yellow sticker slapped across the front: “Smart food choices promote and maintain health”].

The electric hum brings me back to my school days, where we had a lounge with machines making the very same noise. It was in that lounge where we, as fifth graders, studied for the US Citizenship test, which we all had to pass that year. It was also the lounge where we studied the justice system for the eighth grade government class. Who knew that one day I’d be sitting in a different lounge [though with similarly upholstered furniture] remembering, more than any of the now-relevant information pertaining to my American citizenship, the profound, infinite hum.

And on this day of the much-anticipated Iowa caucus, I see the newspapers also buzzing - another seemingly infinite buzz about an election day poised to consume our morning coffee breaks for the next eleven months. On the one hand, the chance to be a juror, despite the inconvenience on my time, is sort of exciting. The concept of a body politic that actually does something, that has an effect on someone that is right there in front of you - it’s satisfying. Even the mumbo-jumbo about serving the country and the constitution feels a little bit less like propaganda when faced with an actual plaintiff, defendant, and judge. I’ve found myself stuck between this patriotism, this desire to be a part of the thing, and this disgust with the country that I am supposed to be standing for.

What to do?

 

 

Newsletter Resolution

Posted by Andrea Benvenuto
in Uncategorized, Blog, Lit 9:10 pm Thursday, December 27th, 2007 Comments (0)

An at-home donut factory, Robosaurus Rex—Daily Candy editions of late have featured some items that are less than confection perfection.

We’ll always love the DC, but why not start 2008 with a subscription to a new e-newsletter? Starting Jan. 4, Chicago Picks (like its sisters, Seattle Picks, Portland Picks, Minneapolis Picks and Phoenix Picks) will show up in Windy City inboxes every Friday with shop profiles, sales scoops, event listings and more.

As a resident of the rainy city, I’m signed up with Seattle Picks. It’s so chock-full of fun, chatty banter and recommendations that I don’t always get through it in one quick morning read. But that’s a whole week’s worth of goodies.

Everybody Reads Mao in 1973

Posted by Zach Powers
in Uncategorized, Blog, Lit 8:32 am Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 Comments (0)

I’ve been reading Minds Meet, a collection of short stories by Walter Abish. I don’t know much about Abish, but he was a writer back in the 70’s and perhaps other times as well but it is back in the 70’s that is important here. I’ve learned a few interesting tidbits about the period from his writing. Apparently, in 1970 or thereabouts, communism was cool. Now, this seems odd, seeing as how JFK was also apparently really cool, which creates the equation cool plus really cool equals Cuban Missile Crisis. There’s also a story in which the main character falls in love with Hitler’s daughter. Oh, the morality.

Abish’s stories follow twisted logic and often absurd plotlines. His language is sparse and jagged. Reading his work leaves you with that feeling like when you read Kerouac, that you’ve been there and seen a time with the people who actually lived it.

I don’t know if Minds Meet is still in print anywhere, but the stories are cool and the perspective is cooler (much like communism and JFK), so check your local library or eBay.

Art of the Month: Alon Steuer III

Posted by Ali Marcus
in Uncategorized, Blog, Visual Art, Art Feature 7:39 am Friday, December 14th, 2007 Comments (0)

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Visit Alon’s website at www.asimplebag.com 

[Editor’s Note: As in the print magazine’s Artist Portfolio, the blog feature will showcase exceptional visual talent in all mediums. Please send submissions to ali @ rivetmagazine.org.]

I’m the Next Guest on Larry King Live

Posted by Zach Powers
in Uncategorized, Blog, TV / Radio 8:10 am Thursday, December 13th, 2007 Comments (1)

I was laying on my bed the other night, letting my thoughts wander with the flipping channels on my TV, and for whatever reason I paused on Larry King Live. And I was struck by a pressing question. Who the hell watches this show?On this particular night he was interviewing Sharon Stone, who I didn’t know was still alive, which is a joke not quite as funny in this case because she did have like a brain aneurism a few years ago and I guess came very close to actually not being alive. Fortunately, I’m tactless enough not to care. For those of you who can’t remember, Stone is most famous for flashing her crotch at the camera in Basic Instinct. By that standard, my local video store has a back room full of the work of starlets equally if not more famous for their willingness to flash certain unmentionable parts of their bodies.

I’m talking about Larry King here, though, and Sharon Stone is only worth mentioning because she’s the kind of has-been guest that seems to fill the show’s airtime when somebody genuinely interesting or influential can’t be found, which happens most nights. And you know who is in no way interesting or influential? Larry King himself. He’s got no personality. He’s funny looking (maybe a low blow, but I’m a child of the TV generation and I only listen to pretty people, dammit). I can’t understand for the life of me how this show is still on the air. I work in television. I know that ratings are the end all be all of the industry, and that means Larry King has a dedicated, loyal viewership of what must be exceedingly dull people. Where are these people? I’ve never met them.

Show yourselves, Larry King watchers!

At least change the flippin’ channel.

Art of the Month: Alon Steuer II

Posted by Ali Marcus
in Uncategorized, Blog, Visual Art, Art Feature 7:11 am Wednesday, December 12th, 2007 Comments (0)

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Visit Alon’s website at www.asimplebag.com

[Editor’s Note: As in the print magazine’s Artist Portfolio, the blog feature will showcase exceptional visual talent in all mediums. Please send submissions to ali @ rivetmagazine.org.]

Free Rides on the SLUT!

Posted by Ali Marcus
in Uncategorized, Blog, Recommended Events, Transit 7:54 am Tuesday, December 11th, 2007 Comments (1)

Tomorrow marks a turning point in the evolution of our dear little city. Join the masses in South Lake Union to welcome the South Lake Union Streetcar [a.k.a. SLUT] on it’s maiden voyage. Note all the free stuff highlighted in bold print:

Festivities begin at 11:30 a.m. on Wednesday, December 12, with music, refreshments, and opening remarks by Mayor Nickels. The mayor will then lead the streetcar inaugural run and “break” the ribbon, followed by the official start of passenger service. Streetcar rides will continue to be free for the rest of December, conveniently connecting downtown, the Denny Triangle, and South Lake Union.

Starting from the Westlake Hub (Westlake Ave & Olive Way), passengers can pick up a fun South Lake Union Passport to explore the neighborhood and collect stamps from participating businesses. Riders can turn in their completed passports to win fantastic prizes at the South Lake Union Discovery Center.

During the entire weekend following grand opening day, passengers can also ride the streetcar down to the Lake Union Park station to experience a free ride on a classic sail or steamboat from the Center for Wooden Boats.

Art of the Month: Alon Steuer I

Posted by Ali Marcus
in Uncategorized, Blog, Visual Art, Art Feature 7:17 am Monday, December 10th, 2007 Comments (0)

Featured Blog Artist: Alon Steuer

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1.  Who is your biggest artistic inspiration?
Liza Lou…she is the absolutely insane bead artist that beaded an entire kitchen, a backyard and a trailer.  seriously…check her out.  I did beadwork for my BFA and she inspired me then and now.  Talk about dedication.

2.  What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Really?  A philosophical question?  I think the big bang came first.

3.  Favorite Seattle bookstore?
Ooooooohh…it’s a tossup between 3rd Place Books and Half Price Books.

4.  Where is the best place to view art in Seattle?
I really have no idea…first Thursday?  I’m going tomorrow for the 2nd time since I’ve lived here.  I gotta get out more.

5.  If you could hang with any famous artist, who would it be and why?
Back again to Liza Lou.  Sometimes she had people help her out with her beading, like all the blades of grass in her backyard.  Maybe i could sit around and bead with her and talk about trashy TV shows.  That would be awesome.

6. Who are you more like: Calvin or Hobbes?
Oh, Hobbes…I’m not so much a trouble maker.  I think I admire calvin more because he was always going all out.

Visit Alon’s website at www.asimplebag.com 

[Editor’s Note: As in the print magazine’s Artist Portfolio, the blog feature will showcase exceptional visual talent in all mediums. Please send submissions to ali @ rivetmagazine.org.]

Chapter 18: “Danny stoked the fire…”

Posted by Ali Marcus
in Uncategorized, Blog, Lit, Serial Fiction 3:32 pm Monday, December 3rd, 2007 Comments (6)

“Death On The Breeze”
A Danny Stark Mystery

by James Walling

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18

Danny stoked the fire and brooded. It had been an unusually productive day—he’d retrieved the boy wonder from jail, alienated his main squeeze, and made a token appearance at an old pal’s funeral. It was one for the record books, however you wanted to slice it.

Back at the garage, his pal Fox had spent the better part of the day sucking down cheap bourbon and gritting his teeth while a stoic Charlene pulled a dozen or so fragments of buckshot from his thigh.

He might have gone to the hospital like any sane person would have in his place, but Bill Fox had never been one for red tape and explanations.

“How wassa funeral?” Fox inquired, slurring his words.

Danny didn’t answer at first. He registered the sound of Bean rustling through the cupboards—no doubt in pursuit of hooch—and he was tempted to issue a dire warning about the possible hazards of killing his last few ounces of scotch.

But Bean—poor, miserable, unlucky Bean—had earned a few ounces of whatever happened to be on hand. Seventy-two hours in the pokey preceded by a day and a half of special time with friendly Jimmy Elmer was all the pedigree anybody needed to earn Danny’s patience.

“Hey!” Fox bawled. “You deaf?”

“Sorry…” Danny answered, snapping out of his reverie. “The funeral was great, a barrel of laughs. Too bad you missed it.”

Charlene giggled.

“Very f-funny,” Fox mumbled. He was sprawled out on Danny’s bed dressed in a bathrobe, his bandaged thigh exposed, a pint of Rebel Yell in his hand.

A crash from the vicinity of the kitchen cut the conversation short.

“Sonofabitch!” Bean exclaimed amidst the remnants of a punchbowl he had been attempting to wrestle down from a shelf.

“Don’t move, dear,” Charlene chided as she rose from her chair to assist him. “You’ll cut yourself.”

Fox roared with laughter. Bean didn’t think it was funny. He wasn’t sure yet he’d emerged unscathed.

“Sorry, Dan,” he muttered miserably.

“Don’t let the glassware getcha!” Fox teased between guffaws. “it ain’t quite buckshot,” he went on, “but it’ll do…”

Danny slipped out the door and down the hall to escape the commotion. He took his sweet time and detoured into the shop. He padded amidst the machines and empty space. Apart from the stolen Hummer and the Jag he’d worked over the night Jimmy Elmer had paid him a visit, these rooms had lain barren since Herb’s death.

Danny wondered if he should give up the ghost. Should I drop it or what? Should I let it go and get on with business as usual?

He paced the floor and genuflected.

Whattaya say, Herb? Why’d they kill ya? What’d you do, boy? How ‘bout you tell ol’ Danny just what the fuck went down? Cut me loose and find some other fool to haunt…

He waited in the silence for a feeling of surrender or resolve to wash over him. None came.

The price tag… the cost in blood… it’s too much, too much to ask…

But those were Herb’s words, Danny thought. Herb, who could never bring himself to ask a favor, would not have asked for this. It made little difference.

Danny thought back to the last time he’d seen Herb alive. They had marked the first thaw of the season by hitting the catfish hole in the narrows beneath the old single-span bridge above the falls.

Herb had remembered to bring a steaming thermos of Irish coffee. Only trouble was he’d forgotten to pick up the bait. They sipped coffee with their legs dangling from the roadside and laughed until they cried.

“Somebody did it,” Danny said aloud to the empty room. “And somebody’s gotta pay.” His words echoed back to him unanswered.

He turned on his heel and trudged into the office. He pulled the chair free from his desk and sat in the dark, wondering what to do next.

Without being aware of having made a conscious decision, he found himself dialing information and asking for Tommy Thompson’s home number.

The phone rang four times before the machine picked up.

“You’ve reached the Thompson residence,” a stately feminine voice intoned. “We’re not here to take your call right now. Leave a message after the tone and we’ll get back to you just as soon as we can.”

Danny hung up. He jerked open the desk drawer and fished out his tape recorder to make note of Thompson’s number.

After replacing the recorder, he crossed to the front door and stepped into the night.

It was still and cold. He shivered a bit and wondered when the weather would begin to match the month of the year.

He was about to lock up and rejoin the circus in the back when a car pulled into the gravel lot. The engine died and a long moment passed before the driver opened the door and emerged from the car.

Danny resisted the urge to call out. Hesitant steps approached him and stopped halfway to the door.

“We need to talk,” she said.

Danny had heard the voice over the telephone once before, and he guessed right in presuming it belonged to Lorraine Elmer.

“Fellas are inside,” Danny said, nodding his head toward the back of the building, “still lickin’ their wounds, I guess. Might not be too friendly just now.”

“I spose not,” she agreed. “I came to see you.”

“Yeah,” Danny said, skeptically, “you and what army?”

Lorraine said nothing.

“Where’s Jimmy?” Danny asked.

“I ain’t seen hide nor hair of that boy, not since you all run him off.”

Danny laughed.

“We woulda called first, but we were anxious to meet him.”

The woman sighed and turned back to the car.

“Come on, Stark,” she said, climbing behind the wheel. “Let’s take a drive.”

Danny shrugged resignedly and followed her to the car.